2 definitions by capnhook

Top Definition
Just like it says, a permit longshoreman who thinks his knowledge is endless. The reality is they are in all aspects retarded.
Man, I was working with a dumbfuckinbman who would not shut up.
by Capnhook May 22, 2012
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A poop taken while on the job. The best time there is to do it because you're getting paid to poop!
Bill: Man I took a nice poop the other day.

Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!
by capnhook July 29, 2010
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