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shampoopoo 

Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.

Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.
{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?

{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!
shampoopoo by Telephony June 21, 2012
A song from the Music Man adapted by Family Guy for a hilarious song & dance after Peter scores a touchdown for the Patriots.
She's his shipoopi! The girl who's hard to get.
"Shipoopi" is the title of a song from The Music Man, a Broadway musical written by Meredith Willson.

"Shipoopi" is also a portmanteau of the words "shit" and "poopie"; which is perhaps why children enjoy performing the "Shipoopi" song in Willson's musical.
lyrics from "Shipoopi":

Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.
shipoopi by Kevin1981 September 3, 2005
kara is my shipoopi.
shipoopi by barbrababababa September 8, 2007
A girl thats hard to get. Doesnt put out easliy. For those reasons shes a keeper
That shipoopy didnt kiss me on the first date.
shipoopy by Daymous February 2, 2006

Shikooooewp 

It's like "Nice" or "Amazing" but way better.
Guy 1:Last night was amazing!
Guy 2: No last night was fucking shikooooewp
Shikooooewp by Sachuan June 6, 2015