Shitpoopotamus 

A conceivable futuristic robot with the mind of a Roomba and the body of a Hungry Hungry Hippo. He rolls around day and night, chomping feces off the streets to make the world a cleaner place for humankind.

That Shitpoopotamus just ate my poop right off the sidewalk!

Shitpoopotamus by William Shakesbeard November 6, 2018

shitopotamus 

Animal used to describe the breath of a person when that person's breath is so foul that no other living animal can compare.

This persons breath smells like the ass of such a horrible being that there is no conceivable animal on Earth to compare it to. Therefore, an independent counsel was formed consisting of top scientists from the animal wildlife federation and higher-ups from the dental hygienists association to come up with a new animal that could be a on par with the foul nature of this person's breath. This animal they called the “Shitopotamus.”

“…Charlie’s breath smells like a Shitopotamus.”

shitopotamus by Tyrone Wallace June 30, 2008

Shitopotamus 

A bowel movement so large that it gets wedged at the bottom of the toilet bowl and peeks out above the water.

After not pooing for days, John released a Shitopotamus so large that the ASPCA deployed their emergency animal rescue squad.

Shitopotamus by knowerofstuff March 1, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008