Shiftposting

To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting

Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*

by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023

elastic shitposting

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

Shitposting

Ironically posting something which to the average person looks just like a cringy or weird or stereotypical post conforming to a norm, but is intended to mock, insult, or amuse.

"What do I do when the Haters dab back?" - Jack Douglass

This is an example of shitposting.

by thesinner6666 May 30, 2018

Realtime shitposting

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.

There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019

r/shitposting

r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot

omg jenny likes r/shitposting i know right? god i wanna just die knowing that

by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021

shitposting hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by C.P.and A.P., which stipulates that the incidence of irrelevant comments increases proportionally to the duration of existence of a group chat conversation originally formed with a single, focused purpose.

Our group chat regarding grass-root political organizing in Cyprus has deteriorated into relentless shitposting about petty politics and vegan recipes, confirming our shitposting hypothesis.

by piklachou September 9, 2021

shitposting

An ironic art form of expressive yet apathetic funposting practiced only on s4s, the philosophical meme factory board on 4 CHAN.

I spent hours a few hours today drawing wew lad naked, now I'm going to spend the next 3 days shitposting about it.

by fishpenis August 15, 2015