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(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.
John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.
Shlower by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009
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When something is low, but even lower than low
That was really ShaLow
shalow by Iaksdownfkd April 8, 2017
someone who tries very hard to be hot or attractive and ends up looking like a slutty clown.
girl 1: Do you see how that girl is dancing obnoxiously with her glow sticks?
guy 2: Eww.. does she think thats attractive?
girl 1: She looks like........A SHLOWN.
Shlown by sillysteph October 21, 2010
Smokin hott girl with a NICE big butt, radiant personality, and will usually do anything to help a person out. Shylowes usually have the greatest friends, because they have a selective taste in people. If you happen to come across a Shylowe, dont let her go!
Wow! look at the buns on that girl.
thats gotta be shylowe!
Shylowe by ouch charlie May 19, 2011
To be slow with a retarded accent.
You're so shlow! You need to hurry up you ass fag! SHLOWPOKE! Go to hell!
Shlow by KarebearKara September 8, 2008
A clown that is a slut/hoe/prostitute; A slutty clown
Person 1: "Hey did you how the girl was dressed last night?"
person 2: "yeah, she looked like a real shlown."
Shlown by sillysteph October 21, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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