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(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.
John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.
Shlower by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009
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When something is low, but even lower than low
That was really ShaLow
shalow by Iaksdownfkd April 8, 2017
someone who tries very hard to be hot or attractive and ends up looking like a slutty clown.
girl 1: Do you see how that girl is dancing obnoxiously with her glow sticks?
guy 2: Eww.. does she think thats attractive?
girl 1: She looks like........A SHLOWN.
Shlown by sillysteph October 21, 2010
Smokin hott girl with a NICE big butt, radiant personality, and will usually do anything to help a person out. Shylowes usually have the greatest friends, because they have a selective taste in people. If you happen to come across a Shylowe, dont let her go!
Wow! look at the buns on that girl.
thats gotta be shylowe!
Shylowe by ouch charlie May 19, 2011
To be slow with a retarded accent.
You're so shlow! You need to hurry up you ass fag! SHLOWPOKE! Go to hell!
Shlow by KarebearKara September 8, 2008
A clown that is a slut/hoe/prostitute; A slutty clown
Person 1: "Hey did you how the girl was dressed last night?"
person 2: "yeah, she looked like a real shlown."
Shlown by sillysteph October 21, 2010