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Smokin hott girl with a NICE big butt, radiant personality, and will usually do anything to help a person out. Shylowes usually have the greatest friends, because they have a selective taste in people. If you happen to come across a Shylowe, dont let her go!
Wow! look at the buns on that girl.
thats gotta be shylowe!
Shylowe by ouch charlie May 19, 2011
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The baddest bitch ever, who will always be right by your side. Shyloe gets into relationships wayyy too fast and always goes back to her exes, even though she gets hurt over and over. Shyloe is an amazing kisser and a sex legend. When she’s in a relationship, she is the most loyal human ever. She will always make sure you are okay and will love you endlessly.
Dude #1: yo who’s your girl?
Dude #2:: Shyloe!

Dude #1: DONT EVER LEAVE HER. SHES A SHYLOE!!
shyloe by bigbootybitch666 December 9, 2019
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(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.
John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.
Shlower by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009
See CUNT. or SLUT. or SKANK. or... Well trash...
that girl is such a shylow.
Shylow by onelovee. April 17, 2011
Having sex in the shower... While the female is on her period.
What do you mean you can't have sex when you're on your period? There's such a thing as the shower!

OMG, shlower!
Shlower by concerned sophomore January 15, 2009

Shlowering 

Taking a shower especially for the purpose of cleaning yourself, because you have run out of toilet paper.
The COVID-19 hoarders bought all the tp at Woolies so, if you'll excuse me, I'm shlowering.
Shlowering by Dimma March 3, 2020

Skylowern 

The best human you will find in this universe. Without him, this universe will fall apart.
Useless guy 1: Bro, check out, he's Skylowern
Useless guy 2: OMG!!! He's right in front of us, let's become his slaves for the rest of our lives.
Skylowern by weebllord May 16, 2022
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