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Slang for a group of items
Man: I went to the Apple store
Women:what did you get
Man:Just the Shfeel ya know
shfeel by Shfeel February 29, 2020
Related Words
shfeel Shfeelings shmeel Sheela sheel Shreel shweel safeela SheelAGH sheeler

Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!
Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah
Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

Shmeelovs 

shmee-lovs
/shmēlŏvz/

The plural form of "shmeelof"
Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.
Shmeelovs by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Shmeelah 

What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)
John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
Shmeelah by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Shmeelof 

What you can call your status with someone you're dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.

(Because what else are you supposed to call it?)

See also:
Shmeeloh
Shmeelah
Shmeelovs
Her Shmeelof with John was going well, but she wasn't sure he was ready to commit yet...
Shmeelof by A helpful citizen June 26, 2016