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shfaggot 

1. A person who thinks that people enjoy being around them, when in reality, everyone thinks that this person should piss off due to ass-hole comments and gestures.

2. A cocky-ass son of a bitch
Man Will is such a shfaggot.

Why the hell was that shfaggot standing at your locker?
shfaggot by Gimme that shit December 24, 2008

shlaggot 

No one knows, some say its a flying chicken nugget, others say its a stupid faggot
Wow! Lini is such a shlaggot.
shlaggot by dank bread May 6, 2016
Shaggot or shag is a term for people with hashtags in their Xbox username.
Stop playing with Brady, he’s a shaggot.”
Shaggot by Barry Mcockinher January 23, 2021

shbaggot 

A portmanteau insult meaning shit, bitch faggot.
Hey man, stop being such a shbaggot
shbaggot by hornyapples December 12, 2013
A person who is gay for shaggy from scooby-doo.
Yo I fucking love shaggy, I am such a shaggot
Hey joe your a shaggot
Shaggot by Xx_mineShafter69_xX September 21, 2018
A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.
Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.
shwaggot by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009
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