shepffeur

n. a person who acts as both a chauffer and a shepherd.
v. to chauffer and shepherd

Many parents are also shepffeurs as they have to drive their kids around while also being responsible for shepherding their kids to become good adult humans.

by Henry and Sveta January 30, 2026

Sheffered

To be screwed over by your co-worker; To be affected negatively by a co-worker that makes you contemplate suicide

“Dude, when I got on shift today I found out I got Sheffered by Sheffer! I’m going to kill myself”

by Tester Testorino March 3, 2020

Wesley Sheffer

A former kicker who constantly screams “on the hop” at you and calls all go’s every play

Oh shit Wesley Sheffer is coming we better run on the hop

by MediocreStacks November 15, 2018

Sheffers

something amazing and indescribably outstanding-something that needs to be seen.

"Hey, did you see 5 Seconds Of Summer in concert?"
"Yeah, it was absolutely sheffers"

by Kirstttthanssss June 21, 2016

sheffer

Slang term for pedophile

Herbert from down the street is such a sheffer.

by Osama bin Queefin' March 27, 2023

sheaffer

to have your butthole sucked/eatin.
A lush.

I got sheafferd last night. I was a total sheaffer.

by sheafferman December 31, 2007

sheffer

A bitch ass mofo

Damn that must be a sheffer the way he went down after that hit

by WagMastersgi gerking September 27, 2013