sheaffer 

to have your butthole sucked/eatin.
A lush.

I got sheafferd last night. I was a total sheaffer.

sheaffer by sheafferman December 31, 2007

nick sheaffer

hung as fuck

nick sheaffer is hung as fuck

nick sheaffer by sheaffsheaff December 21, 2009

Sheffered 

To be screwed over by your co-worker; To be affected negatively by a co-worker that makes you contemplate suicide

“Dude, when I got on shift today I found out I got Sheffered by Sheffer! I’m going to kill myself”

Sheffered by Tester Testorino March 3, 2020

Shaeffer

A guy that makes every chick wet and horny

That guy is a shaeffer, cause im so horny!!

Shaeffer by darkice1125 December 24, 2009

Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

Shaffer by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

dirty shaffer 

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

dirty shaffer by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 14, 2015

Wesley Sheffer 

A former kicker who constantly screams “on the hop” at you and calls all go’s every play

Oh shit Wesley Sheffer is coming we better run on the hop

Wesley Sheffer by MediocreStacks November 15, 2018