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Shenton is a wet wipe and has a cancerous name with a drug dealer of a dad.

He also has an Indian grandad called Jamie
Shenton by Mr mewwsss December 5, 2018
A length of toilet paper deemed appropriate to use when a woman uses the bathroom.
Can you believe Mary used three shemtovs when she did a number one! That's 3x too much!
shemtov by Scott Charmin November 3, 2022

shentonise 

Derives from the legend John Shenton. Especially used when you want to have sex with a bitch. But it can also be used if you are feeling really tired or drunk.
"Shit... I need to shentonise tonight bruv...'
"Are you going to shentonise her then?"
"Mate I wasn't up to that kinda shentonising last night... I'm just shentonised from all that work..."
shentonise by Big Dick Tony December 18, 2007

Shentonize 

The act of a man violating a girl not necessarily with her expressed consent.
That girl can barely stand mate, I think I'm going to shentonize tonight.

That girl's hot, I think I'm going to have to shentonize her.
Shentonize by Astro Afriks December 13, 2007

Samuel Shenton 

Samuel Shenton was the founder in 1956 of the Flat Earth Society, based in Dover, England
Samuel Shenton by theepicjoker March 18, 2018
Cheerios, but made of real fiber (SHENT).
Holy Shentos Assman!
shentos by DaPewpSter January 26, 2005
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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