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Shenton is a wet wipe and has a cancerous name with a drug dealer of a dad.

He also has an Indian grandad called Jamie
Shenton by Mr mewwsss December 5, 2018
A length of toilet paper deemed appropriate to use when a woman uses the bathroom.
Can you believe Mary used three shemtovs when she did a number one! That's 3x too much!
shemtov by Scott Charmin November 3, 2022

shentonise 

Derives from the legend John Shenton. Especially used when you want to have sex with a bitch. But it can also be used if you are feeling really tired or drunk.
"Shit... I need to shentonise tonight bruv...'
"Are you going to shentonise her then?"
"Mate I wasn't up to that kinda shentonising last night... I'm just shentonised from all that work..."
shentonise by Big Dick Tony December 18, 2007

Shentonize 

The act of a man violating a girl not necessarily with her expressed consent.
That girl can barely stand mate, I think I'm going to shentonize tonight.

That girl's hot, I think I'm going to have to shentonize her.
Shentonize by Astro Afriks December 13, 2007

Samuel Shenton 

Samuel Shenton was the founder in 1956 of the Flat Earth Society, based in Dover, England
Samuel Shenton by theepicjoker March 18, 2018
Cheerios, but made of real fiber (SHENT).
Holy Shentos Assman!
shentos by DaPewpSter January 26, 2005