shentos

Cheerios, but made of real fiber (SHENT).

Holy Shentos Assman!

by DaPewpSter January 26, 2005

Shenton

Shenton is a wet wipe and has a cancerous name with a drug dealer of a dad.

He also has an Indian grandad called Jamie

Literacy please shenton

by Mr mewwsss December 5, 2018

shentov

Shentov is the bass player and singer for KPD-0.

Shentov played like there's no tomorrow on their last gig.

by Ed Kinsky August 28, 2008

shentonise

Derives from the legend John Shenton. Especially used when you want to have sex with a bitch. But it can also be used if you are feeling really tired or drunk.

"Shit... I need to shentonise tonight bruv...'
"Are you going to shentonise her then?"
"Mate I wasn't up to that kinda shentonising last night... I'm just shentonised from all that work..."

by Big Dick Tony December 18, 2007

Shentasia

Officially the Kingdom of Shentasia. A landlocked enclave, completely surrounded by its only neighboring country, the Republic of South Africa.

The Shentasia Border Post closes at 4:00 pm each day.

by jockhobbs April 17, 2012

Pulling a shents

Basically not fulfilling on promises or basically being soft and not getting involved

"is he playing sunday ?" "nah he's pulling a shents"

by pullingashents February 12, 2010

Shentonize

The act of a man violating a girl not necessarily with her expressed consent.

That girl can barely stand mate, I think I'm going to shentonize tonight.

That girl's hot, I think I'm going to have to shentonize her.

by Astro Afriks December 13, 2007