Assman

to run around with your pants down while exposing your inner bowels.

Eric was assmanning around the halls.

by Frank the tank October 16, 2003

Assman

A person who pours the ass( last sip or two) of a beer on his/her head.

Can also be a person who pours an entire beer on his head.

Dude!, I'm the assman!

by lardawg May 03, 2009

assman

A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.

Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!

by Ghetto Fabulous November 28, 2003

assman

Cosmo Kramer

As seen as Seinfeld.

by TV man. February 19, 2003

assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

by EliteNavySeals August 31, 2005

assman

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."

And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!

by yeyYAY June 14, 2006

assman

Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.

Hey that guy's an assman he gottafat thumb for da booties

by Flamin Spaz November 10, 2012