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A term defining a large, fatass woman. Usually used as a derogitory term and as a way to show that said woman deserves to have her fat ass put in Sea World.
Good God! Look at Shemu coming down the hall! We better get out of its path before it eats or crushes us with its giant ass thighs!
Shemu by The Original Bananaman February 21, 2009
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another word for when a man cums when his horny
His shemu was all over me
shemu by Kiger November 19, 2007
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A girl who was born to conquer the world and she has a beautiful soul .
I want to be a Shemu
Shemu by Taeluv November 25, 2021

Shemaiah 

Shemaiah is the most funniest person ever she we literally make you pee your pants especially when shes mad and tries to tell you why.She's a beautiful person with A+ personality.Her hair is long and shiny and she has the most flawless cheekbones.She can be shy at first but she'll come around and when she does there's no going back.If she is quite she usually tginks there is no reason to talk and that the.conversation doesn't include her.She loves food like really loves food and in her head she doesnt want to share but in her heart she feels ots the right thing to do. She is also ver intelligent and usually one of the teachers favorites. If you're a boy,date her she's wifey material and shes sexy there's no risk at all. Get on Shemaiah's good side.
Dang ,she's such a Shemaiah,she makes me laugh all the time .
Shemaiah by chris.crusty.unicorns February 28, 2016
A Gentleman,who is kind and unique,smiles alot,loves food,mostly too good to be true,loves his friends as family,tries his best to keep the ones he cares about very close,he feels unwell when he can't do anything to help others,loves sharing,easily falls in love,and people usually take advantage of him,heartbroken several times, he is a good at motivating people, and bad at saying no even when necessary ,thinks to much about life!!!
You behave like shehu
Shehu by Karim 2000 February 5, 2020

Shamurder 

Death by Shamu, the famous killer whale at Sea World.
A trainer was Shamurdered by one of the whales at Orlando's Sea World in February of 2010, prompting the San Diego location to temporarily cancel their Shamu show.
Shamurder by Badwig February 24, 2010

shamurai 

One who has mastered the art of shamming.
"Pvt Doe is the sham king! He's become a shamurai."
shamurai by Erik Gunderson June 10, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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