by Erik Gunderson May 23, 2007
One who has mastered skills in the ancient art of shamming. Legend has it that they descend from a long line of lazy warriors. A member of the junior enlisted that slack off like it’s a profession while avoiding getting caught. They generally hold the grade of E-4 and are a member of the notorious E-4 Mafia. The rank they wear is the sham shield. This is what they use for protection from danger. They imply the shield means they know nothing and they say nothing to get in trouble. They are always trying to avoid work, leadership, and service. Do to this they are experts at cover and concealment. They often strategies on how to escape their duties in a strict environment like the Military and when given the chance they try to sham off at every opportunity. The Shamurai has done this long enough to master these skills.
Upon hearing the word volunteer the Shamurai takes cover and looks for concealment. The Shamurai silently makes himself smaller by hiding behind something and avoids eye contact.
by Junebug2 May 13, 2022