Shemurr 

Anything and everything

You can use it in an awkward situation e.g.

When everyone looks at you when you fart you say shemurr

Shemurr by IISuperboyII March 27, 2015

Shemurr 

A distorted facial expression and term originating in the parlance of Millennials residing in the Western Hemisphere, north of the equator, to describe a state of confusion, disbelief, or surprise. The term was popularized by a Southeast Asian Entertainer and Youtube sensation, iiSuperwomanii, and her team of superheroes known as Team Super.

Lilly: "My uncle saw me grinding, so I'm gonna say SHEMURR!"

Shemurr by Jai1ove August 7, 2012

Shmurr 

A word commonly used, and created, by YouTuber Superwoman. It's used for all kind of situations; when you've hit your pink toe on the side of the coffee table, to when you got a hundred on a test.

Girl: My cat died!

Other girl: Oh, shmurr.

Girl: Thanks for being there for me

Other girl: No problem. I feel so shmurr about it.

Shmurr by Ohmyspace August 19, 2014

Shmurr 

Used as a substitute for any swear. Used to describe any awkward person or moment.

Guy 1: dude, I failed that math test.
Guy 2: aw Shmurrr.

Guy 1: Ya I know right.

Shmurr by pussyslayer123 January 27, 2015

shemorrhoid 

Any person pathologically obsessed with their own ridiculous and worthless ideological judgments of language conventions which pertain (even only historically or figuratively) to sex or gender who makes a public nuisance of themselves by injecting their bullshit (as defined by H. Frankfurt) into even the most friendly and harmless conversation where they see a 'hot-button' word that sends them off into a tangential rant to "raise awareness" of their "deep" and "significant" revelations of our vocabulary and its supposedly important implications.

Symptoms include: an abnormally enlarged interest in vain masturbatory academics (such as "gender studies"); an inflamed sense of self-righteousness; irritating intellectually-vacuous outcries; a severely diminished capacity to defend opinions by reason; and disruption of normal social interactions prompted by the obsession.

Word origins: a counterstroke to the pseudo-intellectual nuisance feminists and their coinage "herstory" (a play on the word 'history', which they hysterically misjudged as androcentric): 'hemorrhoids' are a literal pain in the ass; a 'shemorrhoid' is one of the aforementioned obnoxious self-important people who is a figurative pain-in-the-ass (even in the eyes of the quasi-sensible feminists who resemble mature adults in their ability to offer arguments, coolly opening a discussion, instead of only interjecting to complain and make unreasonable demands).

person Z: having a good day?
person Y: meh. this weather is a bitch, and my boss was being a real cunt, today. You?
person X: OMG did you just say 'cunt'?
person Y: why?
person X: that's a vile word. I find it offensive. it's derisive of women and blah blah blah...
person Y: what're you on about? If I had, instead, said he was being a dickhead, I don't think anyone would complain that all penised people (of whatever gender identity) are being insulted.
person Z: lol, best to just ignore the shemorrhoid, person Y, they're only going to whine and protest for you to change your behavior, and they'll only become more rancorous if you don't bow to their self-imagined authority.

shemorrhoid by Lykho October 31, 2011

shmurr 

shmurr - a healthy alternative to "whatever" whein response to a question. 55% lower calories.

Your butler: Can I get you a lager, sir? Or maybe a scotch on the rocks?

You: erm, shmurr

shmurr by Matt January 24, 2005

Shemarrie

A sexygirl that has a big round but. You will love her so much, and you will want to do her!

Shemarrie Clark is a sexy girl!

Shemarrie by A boy that loves Cute Girls! June 8, 2018