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Sheppard-Shaft
When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.
Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'
Sheppard-Shaft by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018
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UMFS Sheppard
A piece of shit, originating from UMFS, with pieces of corn and black beans stuck inside of it. It smells really bad and usually clogs the toilet.
dude 1 - "Dude, why does the whole house smell like rank shit?"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a UMFS Sheppard"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a UMFS Sheppard"
UMFS Sheppard by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 21, 2019
UMFS Sheppard
When a fat whore, originating from UMFS, sucks dicks to get promotions. Often bites dicks by accident with her snaggly teeth.
Doctor - "how did you get those scratch marks on your penis?"
Patient - "Sarah gave me a UMFS Sheppard..."
Patient - "Sarah gave me a UMFS Sheppard..."
UMFS Sheppard by Jesus Butt Fuckin' Christ November 23, 2019
UMFS Sheppard
The product of a mexican breeding with a gremlin, that after years of whoring, saves up enough money to go to UMFS.
UMFS Sheppard by angel cakes 99 November 23, 2019
Shemping
masturbating in a comical way.
initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013
Michael Sheppard
The other day at the swim meet, a kid swam a 100 backstroke in 51 seconds! He was an absolute Michael Sheppard.
Michael Sheppard by pfchangs16 March 1, 2009
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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