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shempp by john conor November 19, 2007
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Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.
Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'
Sheppard-Shaft by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018
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UMFS Sheppard 

A piece of shit, originating from UMFS, with pieces of corn and black beans stuck inside of it. It smells really bad and usually clogs the toilet.
dude 1 - "Dude, why does the whole house smell like rank shit?"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a UMFS Sheppard"

UMFS Sheppard 

When a fat whore, originating from UMFS, sucks dicks to get promotions. Often bites dicks by accident with her snaggly teeth.
Doctor - "how did you get those scratch marks on your penis?"
Patient - "Sarah gave me a UMFS Sheppard..."

UMFS Sheppard 

The product of a mexican breeding with a gremlin, that after years of whoring, saves up enough money to go to UMFS.
Man, I got herpes from this ugly bitch, the UMFS Sheppard
UMFS Sheppard by angel cakes 99 November 23, 2019

Shemping 

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.
Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Michael Sheppard 

someone who owns all things aqua
The other day at the swim meet, a kid swam a 100 backstroke in 51 seconds! He was an absolute Michael Sheppard.
Michael Sheppard by pfchangs16 March 1, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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