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Sheppard 

one who herds or "sheeps" others. A Sheppard is a leader and will tend to flocks of various sizes. One can be a Sheppard at work, in social situations or any other life situation. A Sheppard is born a Sheppard, it cannot be taught. A prominent Staff is a common trait of a true Sheppard.
Shev is one hell of a Sheppard, did you see the crowd of girls around him last night?
Sheppard by Sheppard Zack October 2, 2007
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Sheppard 

Saying you will do something epic but then bail.
He did a Sheppard and didn’t rock up or reply
Sheppard by Coplick September 4, 2021

Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.
Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'
Sheppard-Shaft by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018

Sheppard's Wrath 

When having rough sexual intercourse, the body's sent into a state of extreme pleasure where control is lost of all bodily functions including (but not limited to): Vomiting, Crying Shitting, Peeing, Cumming, Runny, Nose etc.
Dude, it was crazy, first I feltched her, then we snowballed it around a little bit, then I sewer masked her, it was so hot that I got a bad case of the Sheppard's Wrath.

Sheppard's Law

If you get on top in a fight after you just got you ass kicked. Then you tell people you won such fight.
Sheppard's Law say he won.
Sheppard's Law by BloodyGums December 14, 2010

Sheppard's Pie 

when you bang a girl, take your dick out with shit on it, and then give that girl a mushroom stamp and there's a imprint of your dick on her face and shit.
last night, I gave that girl a sheppard's pie. want to check it out?

she ate one too many chimi changas so i ended up giving her a sheppards pie

my friend carla was craving burritos so instead i served her up a sheppard's pie
Sheppard's Pie by marky marrrc March 9, 2008

UMFS Sheppard 

A piece of shit, originating from UMFS, with pieces of corn and black beans stuck inside of it. It smells really bad and usually clogs the toilet.
dude 1 - "Dude, why does the whole house smell like rank shit?"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a UMFS Sheppard"