shemko 

of extreme awesomeness and desire.

im looking for some good shemko tonight and i know where to get it.

shemko by mark shemko mc demko May 1, 2010

shemtob 

1. a victim of a waterballooning/egging incident.
2. a stunning young lad that is extremely metrosexual.

man, you just owned that shemtob right in the face with that waterballoon.

shemtob by mikey April 20, 2005

shemotion 

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

shemotion by clevername July 19, 2018

shemmoth 

A highly unattractive, large, slow female that often travels in packs. That slightly resembles a mammoth.

That shemmoth shakes the ground when she walks.

shemmoth by sashbri May 22, 2009

Shenko 

The best fucking word ever. You can use it to spice up any sentence

Stop being a Shenko you shenking idiot

Shenko by Badbitchcassandra June 6, 2019

Shekofteh 

(adj.) Someone who tries to be funny but fails
Polite synonym for kosnamak

1: sometimes my sight turns black.
2: oh really? Mine turns grey sometimes.
3: mine turns pink😌
1 & 2: you're really shekofteh😒

Shekofteh by Stadtgeboren August 20, 2018

shemtov

A length of toilet paper deemed appropriate to use when a woman uses the bathroom.

Can you believe Mary used three shemtovs when she did a number one! That's 3x too much!

shemtov by Scott Charmin November 3, 2022