shemko

of extreme awesomeness and desire.

im looking for some good shemko tonight and i know where to get it.

by mark shemko mc demko May 1, 2010

shemtob

1. a victim of a waterballooning/egging incident.
2. a stunning young lad that is extremely metrosexual.

man, you just owned that shemtob right in the face with that waterballoon.

by mikey April 20, 2005

shemotion

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

by clevername July 19, 2018

shemmoth

A highly unattractive, large, slow female that often travels in packs. That slightly resembles a mammoth.

That shemmoth shakes the ground when she walks.

by sashbri May 22, 2009

Shenko

The best fucking word ever. You can use it to spice up any sentence

Stop being a Shenko you shenking idiot

by Badbitchcassandra June 6, 2019

Shekofteh

(adj.) Someone who tries to be funny but fails
Polite synonym for kosnamak

1: sometimes my sight turns black.
2: oh really? Mine turns grey sometimes.
3: mine turns pink😌
1 & 2: you're really shekofteh😒

by Stadtgeboren August 20, 2018

shemtov

A length of toilet paper deemed appropriate to use when a woman uses the bathroom.

Can you believe Mary used three shemtovs when she did a number one! That's 3x too much!

by Scott Charmin November 3, 2022