Shelby's Mom
Shelby's Mom by Mm98 October 6, 2013
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SHELBY'S KNEES
A PERSON WHO HAS LITTLE OR NO KNEES OR STRAIGHT LEGS.
NORMALLY BEN FINGLAND'S GIRLFRIEND AND ARE NEVER VERY SEXY AT ALL.
UGLY AND STUPID, PEOPLE WITH SHELBY'S KNEES ARE ALSO KNOWN AS KINGS OR QUEENS OF VIRGINITY
NORMALLY BEN FINGLAND'S GIRLFRIEND AND ARE NEVER VERY SEXY AT ALL.
UGLY AND STUPID, PEOPLE WITH SHELBY'S KNEES ARE ALSO KNOWN AS KINGS OR QUEENS OF VIRGINITY
SHELBY'S KNEES by teddypuppy February 27, 2017
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Shelby's Law
Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.
It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
Shelby's Law by MoistCowboy August 5, 2010
Shelby's Canada
Shelby's Canada by Lil Johnny likes cocaine April 27, 2024
Shelly's Law
Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.
Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."
Shelly's Law by U_Have_Small_Penis_Syndrome December 2, 2020
Shelby Shanked
Shelby Shanked by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021