Definitions by gamewardenweeeeedtheif

ulster ulcers 

When the RUC stresses you out for so long you develop an abnormal amount of ulcers which line the esophagus.

Damn man these ruc fags been following me around for 30 years now I got ulster ulcers. Doctor just shoved some camera down my throat and said I got too many ulcers to count!

ulster ulcers by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 10, 2021

huffy puffy

when you smoke entire joint while riding your bike without taking your hands off the handle bars.

woo wee I almost passed out but that was one nice 10 mile huffy puffy.

huffy puffy by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

Shelby Shanked 

When you fall asleep next to a woman and wake up feeling something poking you in the back.

Dang I could have sworn that was a legit woman but I just got shelby shanked.

Shelby Shanked by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

boo boo bammer 

weed grown in alabama by people that don't know what they are doing.
it's usually flowered outdoors during the winter when the hunters aren't in the wood but there isn't much uv light then so it's not good. it's like not mexican quality but it's not the best. also known as chapman chump.

effen a man I was looking for some of that chronic but all could find was some boo boo bammer.

boo boo bammer by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021