shelboner 

A very kind and child friendly women. She very much loves children and would do anything for children. She is the warmest hug friendly person you will ever meet. Watch out for her kind heart because you might fall in love. Plus she is so hot!

Hey do you know shelboner?
Oh yeah, the one who always volunteers at the children's hospital? That girl is like Mother Teresa

shelboner by anonymous December 1, 2021

Sheldoner 

To give one's self sexual pleasure from listening to one's own voice repeatedly.

Dick gave himself a sheldoner while debating in Council.

Sheldoner by Jack_and_Jill May 21, 2011

Sheldonese 

-adjective.
1. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of Sheldon Cooper's euphemisms (one of the main characters of the CBS television series Big Bang Theory), his obnoxious personality or his failed attempts at correctly speaking different foreign languages, i.e., Chinese or Swedish.

-noun.
1. the language of Sheldon Cooper other than English.

Sheldon was attempting to converse in Chinese with the restaurant owner but he was actually speaking Sheldonese and happened to offend the said owner.

Sheldonese by _masarap_ August 22, 2010

Spielboner 

n. an erection attained as a result of an enthusiasm for the work of Steven Spielberg; used euphemistically to refer to cinema indebted to that of Senor Spielbergo

-Whaddya think of that new J.J. Abrams joint "Super 8"?
-I dunno. I guess it could be okay, but it looks like it's got a giant Spielboner.

Spielboner by Gustave Meissenschein September 24, 2011

Shamboner 

The act of when you are washing your public hair with shampoo while having an erection. Then, the shampoo accident enters the penis hole causing immense burning, stinging, and eventually death.

"The cause of death undoubtedly his 6 inch Shamboner."

Shamboner by Bry P. June 12, 2016

Skeleboner 

A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner

Yooooo! Everyone assumes that the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!

Skeleboner by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018

shiboner 

A boner that is epic in magnitude. A chronic boner that can be embarrassing, especially if speaking in front of a large audience in sweat pants. It sometimes takes many hours or several buckets of ice water to recede.

That Indian girl at the frat party gave me a huge shiboner last night.

shiboner by Gunzilla April 1, 2009