Skeleboner

A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner

Yooooo! Everyone assumes that the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!

by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018

Skeleboner

When a male has an erect penis at a funeral while paying his respects. This can be seen as an act of necrophilia.

Jerry: Henry, do you have skeleboner?

Henry: what? no I don't.

Jerry: thats fucked up dude.

by The one and only Bone daddy November 1, 2017

Skeleboner

An outfit worn to raves and other often illegal events around Halloween time by short men who often have multiple nonce allegations against them. The costume can be identified through the swinging dick in a skank circle.

‘Brooo did you see Alex bought a skeleboner costume’

‘Yeh man it’s crazy, we always thought he was a nonce’

‘I bet a grape he is’

by livingv0ice October 30, 2020

Skeletonese

The language of skeletons.

"I think this guy's speaking in Skeletonese or something."

by cool bionicles are quiet cool September 30, 2021

totally skelebones

to flip out and destroy someone with berserker fury

to go totally skelebones on someone: Man, did you guys see Kyle go totally fookin' skelebones on that geezer?

by Mc Skettioes May 9, 2003

skelibone

A female minimal techno and Electro DJ from London, UK.

Who's playing tonight?
Richie Hawtin.
I prefer DJ Skelibone.

by Sarah Warrick October 16, 2006

Skelabones

1. {adj.} Being so high that you've lost all connection to you physical perception. Often, incapable of movement. Sometimes referred to as "Skelablazed"

2. Skelaboning {verb} Becoming Skelabones

3. The Skelabones {noun} Nickname for one who is constantly Skelabones

Dude, I'm so fucking skelabones right now.
Hey, let's get skelablazed.
This White Widow is always a 1-hit insta-skelabones.
I'm so skelabones high right now, man.
Homie, you ARE The Skelabones.

by B-Rock420 August 15, 2010