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Skeleboner 

A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner
Yooooo! Everyone assumes that the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!
Skeleboner by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018
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Skeleboner 

When a male has an erect penis at a funeral while paying his respects. This can be seen as an act of necrophilia.
Jerry: Henry, do you have skeleboner?

Henry: what? no I don't.

Jerry: thats fucked up dude.

Skeleboner 

An outfit worn to raves and other often illegal events around Halloween time by short men who often have multiple nonce allegations against them. The costume can be identified through the swinging dick in a skank circle.
‘Brooo did you see Alex bought a skeleboner costume’

‘Yeh man it’s crazy, we always thought he was a nonce

‘I bet a grape he is’
Skeleboner by livingv0ice October 30, 2020

Skeletonese 

"I think this guy's speaking in Skeletonese or something."

totally skelebones 

to flip out and destroy someone with berserker fury
to go totally skelebones on someone: Man, did you guys see Kyle go totally fookin' skelebones on that geezer?

skelibone 

A female minimal techno and Electro DJ from London, UK.
Who's playing tonight?
Richie Hawtin.
I prefer DJ Skelibone.
skelibone by Sarah Warrick October 16, 2006

Skelabones 

1. {adj.} Being so high that you've lost all connection to you physical perception. Often, incapable of movement. Sometimes referred to as "Skelablazed"

2. Skelaboning {verb} Becoming Skelabones

3. The Skelabones {noun} Nickname for one who is constantly Skelabones
Dude, I'm so fucking skelabones right now.
Hey, let's get skelablazed.
This White Widow is always a 1-hit insta-skelabones.
I'm so skelabones high right now, man.
Homie, you ARE The Skelabones.
Skelabones by B-Rock420 August 15, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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