Definitions by Johnnyremmell

Herpie slurpee 

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes

Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!

Herpie slurpee by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

Gerlachin

When you’re Justin Song and your card gets pulled

Help! Which sentence are we on? I’m going to get caught gerlachin!

Gerlachin by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018

Skeleboner 

A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner

Yooooo! Everyone assumes that the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!

Skeleboner by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018

Remmelling 

To walk quickly with your arms stuck straight down

Brooooo! I just saw John Remmell remmelling and now the bird is poppin.

Remmelling by Johnnyremmell October 7, 2018

The bird is poppin 

When you get way too excited and pop a huge one downstairs

Bro, I just saw Remdawg and the bird is poppin!

The bird is poppin by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

Cold zoo 

Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present

I have to go have a cold zoo

Cold zoo by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

ledezma 

a notorious Venezuelan drug lord who is currently hiding in Orange County; he is known for his ability to secretly follow students without being caught; he is currently the supplier of many substances for kids

Yoooo, I just saw ledezma following me

ledezma by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018