A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner
Yooooo! Everyone assumes that
the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!
To walk quickly with your arms stuck straight down
a famously massive penis found on several beaches in Southern California; created by several beautiful men
Damn! I just saw a spermin in San Clemente! It almost made me cum!
Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present
I have to go have a cold zoo
a notorious Venezuelan drug lord who is currently hiding in Orange County; he is known for his ability to secretly follow students without being caught; he is currently the supplier of many substances for kids
Yoooo, I just saw ledezma following me
The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes
Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!
Buy a
Herpie slurpee
mug!