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A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner
Yooooo! Everyone assumes that the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!
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by Johnnyremmell October 09, 2018

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To walk quickly with your arms stuck straight down
Brooooo! I just saw John Remmell remmelling and now the bird is poppin.
by Johnnyremmell October 07, 2018

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a famously massive penis found on several beaches in Southern California; created by several beautiful men
Damn! I just saw a spermin in San Clemente! It almost made me cum!
by Johnnyremmell October 05, 2018

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When you get way too excited and pop a huge one downstairs
Bro, I just saw Remdawg and the bird is poppin!
by Johnnyremmell October 05, 2018

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Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present
I have to go have a cold zoo
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by Johnnyremmell October 05, 2018

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a notorious Venezuelan drug lord who is currently hiding in Orange County; he is known for his ability to secretly follow students without being caught; he is currently the supplier of many substances for kids
Yoooo, I just saw ledezma following me
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by Johnnyremmell October 05, 2018

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The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes
Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!
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by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

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