8 definitions by Johnnyremmell

Remmelling

To walk quickly with your arms stuck straight down

Brooooo! I just saw John Remmell remmelling and now the bird is poppin.

by Johnnyremmell October 8, 2018

Herpie slurpee

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes

Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!

by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

Skeleboner

A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner

Yooooo! Everyone assumes that the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!

by Johnnyremmell October 10, 2018

ledezma

a notorious Venezuelan drug lord who is currently hiding in Orange County; he is known for his ability to secretly follow students without being caught; he is currently the supplier of many substances for kids

Yoooo, I just saw ledezma following me

by Johnnyremmell October 6, 2018

Cold zoo

Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present

I have to go have a cold zoo

by Johnnyremmell October 6, 2018

Gerlachin

When you’re Justin Song and your card gets pulled

Help! Which sentence are we on? I’m going to get caught gerlachin!

by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018

spermin

a famously massive penis found on several beaches in Southern California; created by several beautiful men

Damn! I just saw a spermin in San Clemente! It almost made me cum!

by Johnnyremmell October 6, 2018