shiboner 

A boner that is epic in magnitude. A chronic boner that can be embarrassing, especially if speaking in front of a large audience in sweat pants. It sometimes takes many hours or several buckets of ice water to recede.

That Indian girl at the frat party gave me a huge shiboner last night.

shiboner by Gunzilla April 1, 2009

Sheboner 

the female equivalent of an erection, boner, wood, etc.... when a female becomes aroused. does not involve a penis, it is merely to suggest that if a female had a penis it would at that moment be erect

I saw Dave Matthews on tv and I got a sheboner.

He is so good looking, it gives me a sheboner.

Sheboner alert! Hottie at 6 oclock!

Sheboner by Megnollia February 3, 2010

Siboner 

When you pretend to teabag a girl and then shit in their mouth instead.

I just Sibonered you, BITCH.
wowwwwww
what a fag!

Siboner by Dick Fitsnuggly November 12, 2007

siboner 

Expressing the act of an erection in a German Like Accent

"Look at SiBoner on that guy!"

siboner by Anonymous October 22, 2003

shitbonersack 

when a girl is riding on ur dick and she shits on it creating a shitbonersack

person 1: last night sucked. Stephanie was riding my dick and she shat on it person 2: damn bro she gave you a shitbonersack

shitbonersack by jakes_balls April 23, 2019

shitboner 

When your shit is harder then your dick

Person poops: Ahh dude i just pooped and its hard as a rock i think i had a shitboner.

shitboner by I explain things July 14, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019