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Charlie Sheened 

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)
Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!
Charlie Sheened by CharlieHarper April 22, 2011
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To get completely shit-housed blackout drunk; this may or may not include disorderly conduct, public urination, or public indecency. Term coined after the legend himself, Charlie Sheen.
"Holy shit Ariel, what the fuck are you saying? Are you sheened or something?"

"I M SEW DRRREE3333333NKADNFXVGEST89NDFBN!!!!!!!!!11111"

"Yeah you're sheened."
Sheened by Sharlie Cheen April 10, 2009

Short-Sleeved Genius 

A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.
I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!
Short-Sleeved Genius by briantroy December 2, 2009
to be freaked out, weirded out, revolted by or generally turned-off by something or someone
I was completely skeeved by his deformed cock.
skeeved by enitsirk January 27, 2003

Geter Sheeted 

similar in definition to Git-R-Done. However, it has more complexity in its definition. Sheeted is a state of mind that is characterized by ecstasy or amazement or anything in between, while the verb/adjective form Sheeting can mean anything from "awesome" and its synonyms to intimate activity. Geter sheeted was most recently popularized at Missouri S&T, formerly known as University of Missouri-Rolla, by a band of 50 students from all over the US and is now spreading throughout the nation, though it is more commonly used in the Kansas City and St. Louis areas of Missouri. This phrase also references Larry the Cable Guy and can occasionally be found being used in Canada alongside "git-r-done".
Dude, geter sheeted
Geter Sheeted by beeky21 August 3, 2010
To search a computer for lost files.
He Shreved his hard drive for hours and still couldn't find the file he was looking for.
Shreved by Cracker22 June 18, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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