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Shreved
To be Shreved is to encounter a Shreveport-based business and receive zero customer service. It happens so often that people finally coined the phrase.
Dude, I called the paper company to get 10 cases of white legal and they Shreved me, I was on hold for 25 minutes
Shreved by 5 Day Office Duder August 17, 2010
Related Words
Shreved • Shreked • shreveport • Shreve • shreedhar • Shreked out • Shreveport Side Pocket • Sheeved • shieved • Shreded Cheese
get shreked
get shreked by papa shrek January 15, 2016
Captain Shreve
a Louisiana public high school, featuring daily doses of fights, pot, sex, etc. The teachers here range from "I like her ok" to "I fucking hate her". The students range from "total BFF forever" to "fucking choke.". The actual school itself is marked with classy graffiti such as "I beleave in you" and posters for plays that students mainly attend for the bonus points teachers pass out. The sport teams are decent enough, same as the cheerleaders. It also features two main groups of students. The kind who pull out a box of pizza during a history lecture, or the kind who honestly is really smart and excels but should probably transfer to Magnet. This school does feature a large campus, however, in which you have to fucking sprint to make it to your class on time. But, in the end, its probably the most laid back school you'll ever see.
Captain Shreve by shrugslummer February 2, 2018
Shreve Shifting
Shreve Shifting by P. Funk December 20, 2010
Shreeded
When you own someone so hard he wants to kill himself, it is commonly used in video games but can also be used in real life.
Shreveport Side Pocket
A sex act involving the hole in the abdomen, or 'stoma', where a colostomy bag is normally attached.
Person A: Dude, WTF are you doing talking to that nasty old crack ho?
Person B: She's gonna let me get that Shreveport Side Pocket.
Person A: I got next!
Person B: She's gonna let me get that Shreveport Side Pocket.
Person A: I got next!
Shreveport Side Pocket by Disco Missile December 6, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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