sheet, mon
Someone wants to score a bag of reefer in Jamacia and has no idea how to. They ask the first guy on the beach with dreadlocks and he says " sheet, mon, I can help you find some"
sheet, mon by May Reed March 21, 2011
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monkey sheets
Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.
{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!
monkey sheets by Telephony February 15, 2020
Monsoon Sheets
This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.
Monsoon Sheets by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011
Skeet-monger
Skeet-monger by M Plops December 6, 2005
Sheep Mongerer
The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.
<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!
Sheep Mongerer by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003
Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker
Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.
Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?
Dude: $1500 dollars.
Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive
Dude: $1500 dollars.
Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive
Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker by mista_g October 28, 2005
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