sheet, mon 

means the same as "shit, man" but with a Jamacian accent.

Someone wants to score a bag of reefer in Jamacia and has no idea how to. They ask the first guy on the beach with dreadlocks and he says " sheet, mon, I can help you find some"

sheet, mon by May Reed March 21, 2011

monkey sheet 

a sheet you rub off on

it is alway fun with monkey sheet

monkey sheet by bill murry March 27, 2004

monkey sheets 

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.

{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!

monkey sheets by Telephony February 15, 2020

Monsoon Sheets 

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

Monsoon Sheets by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

Skeet-monger 

One who enjoys accumulating skeet

That woman's been collecting skeet like a skeet-monger.

Skeet-monger by M Plops December 6, 2005

Sheep Mongerer 

The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.

<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!

Sheep Mongerer by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker 

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.

Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive

Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker by mista_g October 28, 2005