sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 06, 2009

shead

mysterious act

hey homie wanna shead?
when you shead with the homies :point_right: :point_left:

by nyeeeeeee March 15, 2021

Shead

I big family with many cousin, very sexy beasts, and has there own cookbook with family recipes.

The Shead family is amazing

by laurenluvsgym August 05, 2008

Shead

To pull out. It's inspired by the act of unsheathing a sword from its holster, and just happens to perfectly resemble the mechanism of pulling out your... sword... during intercourse.

"Bruh, I was about to cum, but I sheaded so quick. I ain't bout to become someone's baby daddy."

by Let's Hope This Goes Viral January 30, 2021

charlie shead

Will deffo bum yer mum.

Massive nerd of history. Will rape you while saying the dates of medieval kings. Good at breaking girls hearts.

"Look at Charlie Shead! He's banging your mum again!"

by Sausage7 December 11, 2017

Suk My Shead

A saying used when someone is being a complete fagggot, and he needs to go back to the 90's. Meaning (Suck my cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks)

Noah Safian, suk my shead brah

by NOAHISGAY June 01, 2014