sleading

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.

Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.

by Smedley von Shnurdley June 22, 2012

Slead

Someone who doesn't read beacause it's only for losers

Nerd read, Jamal sleads

by ToxicKid August 21, 2017

Leb slead

A car that's mainly driven via lebos to go get kebabs

Bro vl turbos are such leb sleads there shit anyway holden cried to Nissan to get the rb30

by Barra 🔛🔝 November 22, 2022

russian bob slead

while you are having sex analy and you ride the partner down the stairs like a slead.

she is like a dog.. russian bob slead.

by x brody o August 02, 2009

Slead "Sloppy Head"

A word to let your significant other that you want her to give you a wet sloppy session with her self little fuck hole that she calls a mouth

T and C bored to death with the stupid story that was being shared with them C looked at T and said I can't wait to try out that Slead "Sloppy Head" again its all I think about

by SashasBDD December 04, 2020

bob sleading

the act of sticking a popsicle in a girls ass and sliding the popsicle off the stick

dude 1 i cant belive amber let me bob slead her

dude 2 no shit really?

dude 1 yea motherfucker it was grape

dude 2 congrats on the grape bob sleading

by bartimac51 January 11, 2011

Sleading

Falling asleep while reading.

He sat a the table, book in hand, sleading. Must have been a scintillating story.

by Kickarse Paula July 29, 2024