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past tense verb.

the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.
Dude, that was so amazing I actually just shazzed myself.
shazzed by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010
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state of being extremely intoxicated.

comparable to being shitfaced, but with a more positive connotation.
"Dude, I'm gettin shazzed tonight!"

"Yeah I saw him at the club, he was totally shazzed"
shazzed by John Jug February 7, 2009
absolutely shitfaced (but with blow too so like coherent shitfaced)
was so shazzed during spring break that i pissed off the roof
shazzed by droppedouttacollege November 16, 2022
So tired from having sex you literally pass out
Mate last night we were at it for so long i shazzed
Shazzed by QueefMitten January 27, 2009
To be killed either intentionally or not by a screwdriver.
He got shazzed in the alley the other night.
Shazzed by Tilly1962 May 24, 2010

Snazzed in my wazz 

Another phrased used to describe the event where a man jizzes in his pants
"dude! look at that freaking HOT CHICK"
"O MY GD man i just totally snazzed in my wazz"
Snazzed in my wazz by MrPibb132 February 25, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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