shazzet

(Sha zay) v. The act of defecation whilst showering.

"I was running late in the morning due to an ill-timed guacking, (see guacked) so I had myself a delightful shazzet"

shazzet by Jimbo Iowa March 11, 2010

fo' shizzeth thy nizzeth

What Snoop Dogg would say if he were Jesus

It's a damn phrase, meant to be used alone

fo' shizzeth thy nizzeth

fo' shizzeth thy nizzeth by Piroko December 21, 2003

Shazzed 

Commonly used in Australia, when you choke at a critical point in life, commonly within gaming.

"I tried to avoid the poison spiders in the sewer, but I got shazzed."

Shazzed by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020

Shazzatron

The Shazzatron is a mostly solitary creature, residing in it's darkened hovel preening it's self in front of it's web cam. It attempts to portrey it's self as a genuine kind hearted soul and often succeeds in luring the young, unsuspecting and week of mind. The warm, kind hearted front is a mere ruse and nothing more than an attempt at gaining popularity so as to have what it feels to be some level of control over an online community. The Shazzatron's supporters often follow it blindly into battle in any flame war unaware they're under it's spell, (akin to that of a siren to a sailor) and willing fight for a cause they may not believe in.

The Shazzatron's favourite prey is younger unpartnered males. It encourages them, offers them a breast and mothers them. On occassion, older females are also dragged into the Shazzatron's web. Some become rock solid aly's, others are acutely aware of it's true motives and shun the creature. Most of it's prey are not aware they are under it's spell and doing it's bidding. A fortunate few souls see the light and recover from their ordeal relatively unscathed.

The Shazzatron's favoured trick is to perform act's that will be seen by others as selfless and above and beyond the call of duty. These act's though are far from selfless. As with all actions by the Shazzatron, any seemingly selfless act is for no reason other than to gain kudos and community approval. Such acts serve also to cement the ruse as genuine, in the minds of it's prey and others.

Beware the Shazzatron, there is one lurking near you.

Hey man, did you see that new girl online the other day?

Yeah man, don't bother with her she's a total Shazzatron.

Shazzatron by Miah81 July 15, 2009

shazzel 

anything and everything... ussually shit

wait i gotta get my shazzel
all that shazzel
shiz shaz

shazzel by SNT May 19, 2005

shazzed 

past tense verb.

the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.

Dude, that was so amazing I actually just shazzed myself.

shazzed by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010

shazzey 

used to describe someone who looks good.

you look really shazzey today.

shazzey by raimey January 5, 2005