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To knee or kick someone in the testicals at the begining of a fair fight
Dam son, did you see him Shazzin that chap?
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(Sha zay) v. The act of defecation whilst showering.
"I was running late in the morning due to an ill-timed guacking, (see guacked) so I had myself a delightful shazzet"
shazzet by Jimbo Iowa March 11, 2010

Holy Shizzite 

Another way to say Holy Shit, created by Chicago native Dr. Shizzite.
Wow, I just won $10,000! Holy Shizzite!
Holy Shizzite by Dr Shizzite January 24, 2023

Shazzatron

The Shazzatron is a mostly solitary creature, residing in it's darkened hovel preening it's self in front of it's web cam. It attempts to portrey it's self as a genuine kind hearted soul and often succeeds in luring the young, unsuspecting and week of mind. The warm, kind hearted front is a mere ruse and nothing more than an attempt at gaining popularity so as to have what it feels to be some level of control over an online community. The Shazzatron's supporters often follow it blindly into battle in any flame war unaware they're under it's spell, (akin to that of a siren to a sailor) and willing fight for a cause they may not believe in.

The Shazzatron's favourite prey is younger unpartnered males. It encourages them, offers them a breast and mothers them. On occassion, older females are also dragged into the Shazzatron's web. Some become rock solid aly's, others are acutely aware of it's true motives and shun the creature. Most of it's prey are not aware they are under it's spell and doing it's bidding. A fortunate few souls see the light and recover from their ordeal relatively unscathed.

The Shazzatron's favoured trick is to perform act's that will be seen by others as selfless and above and beyond the call of duty. These act's though are far from selfless. As with all actions by the Shazzatron, any seemingly selfless act is for no reason other than to gain kudos and community approval. Such acts serve also to cement the ruse as genuine, in the minds of it's prey and others.

Beware the Shazzatron, there is one lurking near you.
Hey man, did you see that new girl online the other day?

Yeah man, don't bother with her she's a total Shazzatron.
Shazzatron by Miah81 July 15, 2009
yo dawg, dis pie is da shizzit
shizzit by Christophalofagus June 29, 2003

Shazzizzle 

Another word for cool, hip, and the popular. If you don't know this word, you are either not smart enough, or you're too smart for the wrong reasons.
Dude, this party is so shazzizzle!
Shazzizzle by ezrigirl May 26, 2016