shazzed

past tense verb.

the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.
Dude, that was so amazing I actually just shazzed myself.
by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010
Get the shazzed mug.

shazzed

state of being extremely intoxicated.

comparable to being shitfaced, but with a more positive connotation.
"Dude, I'm gettin shazzed tonight!"

"Yeah I saw him at the club, he was totally shazzed"
by John Jug February 07, 2009
Get the shazzed mug.

shazzed

absolutely shitfaced (but with blow too so like coherent shitfaced)
was so shazzed during spring break that i pissed off the roof
by droppedouttacollege November 17, 2022
Get the shazzed mug.

Shazzed

Commonly used in Australia, when you choke at a critical point in life, commonly within gaming.
"I tried to avoid the poison spiders in the sewer, but I got shazzed."
by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020
Get the Shazzed mug.

Shazz

That lava lamp is totally shazz man. I shazzed her at the party.
by Jack Stein April 08, 2009
Get the Shazz mug.

Shazz

Stuff. Objects or elements that need not be described directly. Related to the concept of shit.
by Errant July 24, 2004
Get the Shazz mug.

Shazz

A beautiful woman and mother. A caring soul who thinks about every one else before herself.
Amazing inside and Out.
Sweet, funny, unique are only just the start of the words that could be used to describe a Shazz.
Animal lover, often attracts unwanted attention from every animal she meets; even if she doesn't like them.
Protective and caring as a mother. Shazz will do her best to help anyone and everyone.
Everyone should appreciate a Shazz in their life.
1: Hey look there's Shazz
2: I wish I could be as amazing as she is
1: Yeah me too
by AnonMiOn January 10, 2018
Get the Shazz mug.