shablank 

to think of a dumb thing at the wrong moment or other words a retarded thing

"That was the most shablank thing i have ever heard"

shablank by Kingsley April 10, 2005

Shabank 

When preparing for a night out with comrades; Shabank, also known as 'Shabanko' may be used in a plethora of ways to take the place of any events that might occur that evening. For this purpose alone, Shabank may be grammatically altered to transform into a noun, verb, adjective, independent or dependent clause, adverb, preposition, gerund, or conjunction. Shabank shall be constricted by nothing. It is the alpha and the omega of wittiness and tom foolery. This word shall not be used hastily, and you can and will be physically and emotionally abused if you use it out of it's intended context.

"Hey Andrew, what are you doing tonight"?

-"I'm not exactly sure man, I haven't drank in a while, let's just get Shabanked out of our minds."

"Rupert, that girl is so fine. I'm going to Shabank the shit out of her."

So many hoes just got here, you think they're DTS: Down to Shabanko?

"Bro, what the hell happened last night?"
-"I have no idea, I completely Shabankoed out."

Shabank by RFAH-2A July 13, 2011

Shaclank 

This is the word used when something surprising happens in front of you!

SHACLANK! did you see that

Wow That guy just got SHACLANKED

Shaclank by CazeCaze February 4, 2021

shablackhammer 

A pimp ass Mexican that has a big brown cock preferably a guy named Josiah he is normally the definition of shablackhammer

My buddy shablackhammer is a baller

shablackhammer by Shablackhammer April 17, 2017

seablanket 

A person who blankets everyone around them because they feel it is the only thing they are capable of doing well. They care more for others than themselves and are selfless beings. Usually female. Typically a delicate and petite girl with green eyes and brown or red hair. Seablankets are also very insecure but pride themselves on being so compassionate. Are very often also a doormat.

What a seablanket. She just lets people use her and use her and then she goes right back. She's a wonderful person but damnit, she spends her life being walked all over and never ceasing to care. Pathetic existance. Admirable, though. You could never hate someone like that.

seablanket by teknalbaes November 22, 2009

shablaka 

anything, everything, all existing words in the entire universe can be replaced by this one awesome word, nothing

i will shablaka with your shablaka tonight. shablaka!!

can also be used as every word in a sentence:

shablaka, shablaka shablaka SHABLAKA!!

shablaka by Samuel Ock April 16, 2006

Shablangas 

It means OH SHITTTT i should NOT have done that!!!

OH FUCKING SHABLANGASSSS OMG OMG OMG

Shablangas by Kangaroo101 May 18, 2020