shatpanked 

to be very drunk to the point where you cant walk or talk.

i was shatpanked last night. do you wanna go and get shatpanked

shatpanked by john griffiths May 25, 2006

Shatpank 

Shat-pank, comes from the tv program bo`selecta.
meaning great, brilliant or anything good. to be used in conversation.

that cup of tea was shatpank.
my day has been shatpank.
you look shatpank.

Shatpank by daniel May 21, 2004

shitanked 

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

shitanked by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

shittanked 

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

shittanked by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006

shtanked 

Shit faced + tanked = shtanked

Tiffers was so shtanked last night at the bar with C, J-Mo and Foxy! Did you see her dancing on the table?

shtanked by tiffrush August 8, 2008

shittanked 

When a person drinks so much alcohol that they are beyond shitfaced and tanked.

Alex was so shittanked at that party that he lost his pants

shittanked by Luke N August 4, 2006

Shatpank 

Something totally awesome, or feeling very good about yourself.

1: Hey dude how was that bitch you ramshanked with last night? She was Shatpank!
2: How you doing G? I'm shatpank thanks.

Shatpank by Chest August 3, 2003