Shaplank

1: Shaplank is a man/woman that changes her form from time to time who is in jail and made up the shaplank dance. Shaplank often escapes jail.

2: Shaplank is an urban dance where you have to jump in the air and in mid jump go into a plank formation and fall on the ground.

1: Woohoo Shaplank escaped jail!

2: Dude, I dare you to shaplank on that cop car.

by Shaplank Foundation July 7, 2015

shatplank

When something is completely and utterly rubbish

"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"

by BigEarn December 1, 2016

Shaclank

This is the word used when something surprising happens in front of you!

SHACLANK! did you see that

Wow That guy just got SHACLANKED

by CazeCaze February 4, 2021

shablank

to think of a dumb thing at the wrong moment or other words a retarded thing

"That was the most shablank thing i have ever heard"

by Kingsley April 10, 2005

shaplunking

to shaplunk- to shit in ones vagina

guy- OMG i feel a crap coming on
girl- you want to do it in my vagina
guy-whats that called?!
girl-SHAPLUNKING!

by Jonathan F. and Mike "Fitz" March 28, 2008

shalankadank

Another word for your penis

Don't come in my room, I'm boutta wank on my shalankadank

by Dr.Devin March 26, 2022

shalank

Verb; to smack repeatedly with a shovel; most commenly to the face.

I just shalanked that nigga' bob.

by Pimp Masta P March 9, 2004