Shaplank

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1: Shaplank is a man/woman that changes her form from time to time who is in jail and made up the shaplank dance. Shaplank often escapes jail.

2: Shaplank is an urban dance where you have to jump in the air and in mid jump go into a plank formation and fall on the ground.

1: Woohoo Shaplank escaped jail!

2: Dude, I dare you to shaplank on that cop car.

Shaplank by Shaplank Foundation July 7, 2015

Words you can keep

shatplank

When something is completely and utterly rubbish

"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"

shatplank by BigEarn December 1, 2016

Related Words

Shaplank • shatplank • shablank • shablanka • Shaclank • shaklanka • shalank • shalankadank • SHAPLAND • shaplonki

Shaclank

This is the word used when something surprising happens in front of you!

SHACLANK! did you see that

Wow That guy just got SHACLANKED

Shaclank by CazeCaze February 4, 2021

shablank

to think of a dumb thing at the wrong moment or other words a retarded thing

"That was the most shablank thing i have ever heard"

shablank by Kingsley April 10, 2005

shaplunking

to shaplunk- to shit in ones vagina

guy- OMG i feel a crap coming on
girl- you want to do it in my vagina
guy-whats that called?!
girl-SHAPLUNKING!

shaplunking by Jonathan F. and Mike "Fitz" March 28, 2008

shalankadank

Another word for your penis

Don't come in my room, I'm boutta wank on my shalankadank

shalankadank by Dr.Devin March 26, 2022

shalank

Verb; to smack repeatedly with a shovel; most commenly to the face.

I just shalanked that nigga' bob.

shalank by Pimp Masta P March 9, 2004

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026