Shatfish

A shatfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false security, particularly to pursue deceptive online falsehoods.

Darren has 10 facebook accounts so he can try to make himself look popular.. he's such a shatfish.

by Totes Wild March 28, 2016

shatfish

A mixture between a shark and catfish

That big-ass shatfish just swam under the bridge!

by imsogreat January 4, 2012

Shatfish

A shatfish is a small, plump being that is very lazy and eats a lot of chocolate and drinks diseases.

Damn, dude, I just saw the shatfish sitting on a bench eating chocolate and drinking 3 different diseases.

by The Shatfish August 6, 2016

shatfish

Feeling the need to defecate but ultimately upon sitting down to a toilet, nothing comes out.

My arse shatfished me yet again this morning. I really needed to poo but I sat for at least half an hour on the can and nothing came out

by Denquis September 5, 2025

shatisha

a pretty, funny, amazing, friend! Shatisha laughs at everything even in serious situations. Shatisha is the type of person to make everyone in the room laugh and typically has a friend group of 2-3 people. When Shatisha walks in the room you know you’ll be in for a treat! Shatisha is definitely the type of person who makes you smile when you’re having a hard day.

person 1: Hey have you heard shatisha’s jokes? they’re hilarious!
person 2: I have! Shatisha is the funniest person i’ve met!

by gucciluna2wice March 13, 2022

Scatfishing

When you create a fake profile to deliberately catfish a piece of shit

After being ghosted by Ray after they spent a weekend together Danielle made a fake profile based on all of Ray's favourite things to scatfish him. "Ray is a piece of shit and deserved the scatfishing "

by Fozzie's Bear May 7, 2021

Shatishfaction

Noun: the feeling when you get home and finally get to drop a dookie.

Noun: the pronunshiation shatishfaction if you are a shuper cool bad ash like Sean Connery. Shuck it Trebek.

After a long day I got home and expirienced pure shatishfaction.

Sean Connery datesh ashertive women becaushe he prefersh hish pushy to be pushy.

by Mr.why October 16, 2014