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Shatishfaction 

Noun: the feeling when you get home and finally get to drop a dookie.

Noun: the pronunshiation shatishfaction if you are a shuper cool bad ash like Sean Connery. Shuck it Trebek.
After a long day I got home and expirienced pure shatishfaction.

Sean Connery datesh ashertive women becaushe he prefersh hish pushy to be pushy.
Shatishfaction by Mr.why October 16, 2014
Words you can keep

satisfaction

the tangible feeling in which I demand some of.

satisfaction

The feeling you get when you obtain one of the following: revenge, orgasm, college degree, a really hot chick's/dude's phone #
(revenge/orgasm) I was satisfied after I came for the 4th time that night, afterall, I was fucking my girlfriends sister after I found out my girlfriend cheated on me.

(degree/phone#) I was showing off my college degree at work and this hot chick gave me her number.
satisfaction by syst0lic August 11, 2003

Textual Satisfaction 

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.
"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."
Word of the Day on May 11, 2010

internet satisfaction 

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.
Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"
internet satisfaction by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008

satisfaction

What you demand when someone insults your honor
You have insulted my honor and i demand satisfaction
i challenge you to a duel
satisfaction by jerky7 March 31, 2009

Satisfaction Avenue

Stan: "This is preposterous! I took Francine to Satisfaction Avenue just last night!"
Ruby: "Oh, I doubt that."
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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