Shatfish

A shatfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false security, particularly to pursue deceptive online falsehoods.

Darren has 10 facebook accounts so he can try to make himself look popular.. he's such a shatfish.

by Totes Wild March 28, 2016

shatfish

A mixture between a shark and catfish

That big-ass shatfish just swam under the bridge!

by imsogreat January 4, 2012

shatfish

Feeling the need to defecate but ultimately upon sitting down to a toilet, nothing comes out.

My arse shatfished me yet again this morning. I really needed to poo but I sat for at least half an hour on the can and nothing came out

by Denquis September 5, 2025

Shatfish

A shatfish is a small, plump being that is very lazy and eats a lot of chocolate and drinks diseases.

Damn, dude, I just saw the shatfish sitting on a bench eating chocolate and drinking 3 different diseases.

by The Shatfish August 6, 2016