shataclysm

A shower of excrement (typically liquid) that destroys all in its wake.

I wish I hadn't had that ropey curry last night. I've had to hire a biohazard protection suit to clear up after the resulting shataclysm.

by Ned Beavis November 26, 2007

scataclysm

Accidentally shitting yourself when trying to force a fart.Many times a situation just call for a fart-as a comic relief or just because someone's face happens to be in the vicinity of your ass.Forcing a fart with an underlying,but asymptomatic case of diarrhea,will almost certainly result in a scataclysm.

Mom handerd me the phone and said,"Here,wish your grandma happy birthday." So,I place the receiver near my bung and tried to ad lib a fart resulting in a scataclysm.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

shatalyst

A catalyst for shitting. Any product that, when consumed, will cause a rapid onset of bowel movements.

Jorge poured rancid beef juice into Simone's beverage, well aware that it was a shatalyst; he wanted things to get kinky that night.

or

Kevin: Have you tried the new burrito place on 5th?
Reginald: Yeah, they're jumbo burger was a shatalyst. I painted a mural of a sandstorm on their bathroom floor, if you know what I mean.

by The-commodore March 29, 2015

strataclysm

A strategic cataclysm; that is, any mishap that eventually serves some purpose.

The economy going down the toilet is definitely a strataclysm for that candidate supporting economic reform.

by edawg843 January 18, 2009