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shatalyst 

A catalyst for shitting. Any product that, when consumed, will cause a rapid onset of bowel movements.
Jorge poured rancid beef juice into Simone's beverage, well aware that it was a shatalyst; he wanted things to get kinky that night.

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Kevin: Have you tried the new burrito place on 5th?
Reginald: Yeah, they're jumbo burger was a shatalyst. I painted a mural of a sandstorm on their bathroom floor, if you know what I mean.
shatalyst by The-commodore March 29, 2015
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shataclysm 

A shower of excrement (typically liquid) that destroys all in its wake.
I wish I hadn't had that ropey curry last night. I've had to hire a biohazard protection suit to clear up after the resulting shataclysm.
shataclysm by Ned Beavis November 26, 2007
A word used when shit is about to go down or has gone down.
"Things are about to get Shatastic"!

"Last night was shatastic"!

"When the shat goes down...you better be ready"...
Shatastic by Melodrama5 September 9, 2010

shatastrophe

The act of shitting in ways that require major cleanup, e.g. a catastrophic shitting event
After eating those bad clams, I went to bed with a belly ache, and woke up to a shatastrophe.
shatastrophe by Crockwave July 21, 2008

Scatalyst 

Someone who likes to analyse poop.
Owain loved to scatalise his recent lunch.
Scatalyst by J Mitchell February 26, 2003

Scatalyst 

Someone who like's to start shit.
Why is it, whenever John gets drunk he becomes a total scatalyst?
Scatalyst by Captain_Pudding March 27, 2011
"wow, that girl is a shataytay."
shataytay by imblack December 9, 2008