strataclysm 

A strategic cataclysm; that is, any mishap that eventually serves some purpose.

The economy going down the toilet is definitely a strataclysm for that candidate supporting economic reform.

strataclysm by edawg843 January 18, 2009

scataclysm 

Accidentally shitting yourself when trying to force a fart.Many times a situation just call for a fart-as a comic relief or just because someone's face happens to be in the vicinity of your ass.Forcing a fart with an underlying,but asymptomatic case of diarrhea,will almost certainly result in a scataclysm.

Mom handerd me the phone and said,"Here,wish your grandma happy birthday." So,I place the receiver near my bung and tried to ad lib a fart resulting in a scataclysm.

scataclysm by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

shataclysm 

A shower of excrement (typically liquid) that destroys all in its wake.

I wish I hadn't had that ropey curry last night. I've had to hire a biohazard protection suit to clear up after the resulting shataclysm.

shataclysm by Ned Beavis November 26, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022