scataclysm 

Accidentally shitting yourself when trying to force a fart.Many times a situation just call for a fart-as a comic relief or just because someone's face happens to be in the vicinity of your ass.Forcing a fart with an underlying,but asymptomatic case of diarrhea,will almost certainly result in a scataclysm.

Mom handerd me the phone and said,"Here,wish your grandma happy birthday." So,I place the receiver near my bung and tried to ad lib a fart resulting in a scataclysm.

scataclysm by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

Down Cataclysmic 

The absolute horniest and most depressing possible version of down bad

John is Down Cataclysmic on Twitter

Down Cataclysmic by That one guy that remembers st January 15, 2021

Down Cataclysmic 

A category 3 level of being down bad, being down cataclysmic can only be used to describe someone willing to go so low that one would have to otherwise be insane to commit such acts. Down Cataclysmic is so bad that one does not even need to respond with a sentence, they can just say "Down cataclysmic".

Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.

"I took an 8 hour plane ride and $140 dollar Uber to see her, but she was busy that day, so I jerked off to her Bitmoji in the public bathroom and then went home."
"Down Cataclysmic.

Down Cataclysmic by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

shataclysm 

A shower of excrement (typically liquid) that destroys all in its wake.

I wish I hadn't had that ropey curry last night. I've had to hire a biohazard protection suit to clear up after the resulting shataclysm.

shataclysm by Ned Beavis November 26, 2007

cataclysm 

most people think it’s like for a social event thingy when really it’s when chat noir gets his sexy hand and anything he touches will be destroyed

Chat noirs cataclysm destroys more than thanks.

cataclysm by halfnoteyeet September 7, 2019

Cataclysmic 

Utter Destruction Of EVERYTHING. basically 2012 Doomsday. WE ALL WILL DIE WHEN A Cataclysmic WAVE OCCORS

OMG DUDE ITS Cataclysmic

Cataclysmic by OhDamyn December 8, 2010

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event 

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event

My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event by Puddle Pimp Perez June 11, 2021