An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.
Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."
A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.
Completely full of fuckin' shit like someone had shitted on you or when you are in a big trouble or really pissed of.
- Oh my gosh!This fuckin' bird has shit on me!I'm fuckin' shitstained!
- I have to pay that fine and I'm broke!My father is gonna kill me!I'm shitstained
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!