sharts-icle 

an ice cream cone where someone/something has sharted inside of it.

"Hey mark, wanna go buy some sharts-icles at Dan's Market?"

sharts-icle by egc01 December 28, 2023

Sharticles 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"

Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."

Sharticles by the hue bearer July 30, 2016

Sharticles 

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.

"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."

Sharticles by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017

Sharticle 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side

"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!

Sharticle by Barshens July 31, 2016

Sharticle blapping 

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

Sharticle blapping by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Sharticle 

A sharticle is a blog or web article filled with material less entertaining than a loud noisy release of fecal matter. People might say, "Come here and look at this", but they soon will be bored with the lack of information or the rank presentation thereof.

Used in a sentence:

Amy's sharticle on her dad liking My Little Pony at Yahoo Contributor's Network was super annoying. I wouldn't even read it while having a shit.

Sharticle by elijahblue November 26, 2013

sharticle 

A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air

Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”

sharticle by Nicholas D May 4, 2022