shartrusa

A beautiful woman, who loves to apologize.

The model was very sorry, she must be a shartrusa.

by Pupsalups90 January 29, 2024

shartreuse

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.

"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

by LongStrokin'YerMomma July 31, 2009

shartisan

one with incredible fecal sensitivity and the true skill to discern mud from air when evacuating their bowels

I thought for sure Jeremy was gonna shit himself after all that beer and Taco Bell, but he's a true shartisan who kept it under control.

by The Devil's Right Hand July 17, 2010

shartreuse

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.

When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.

by JnewTX October 11, 2011

Shartruce

A state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one's self.

After calculating the odd's of sharting due to the unstable state of his anus, Manny and his mind called a "shartruce" with his bowels until he could reach a comode.

by 3dPulP November 9, 2012

shartdusting

an attempt to crop dust in which the person sharts, but continues to crop dust anyway

That doesn't smell like you were crop dusting, it smells like you were shartdusting!

by Sir Brownyorkawitz January 22, 2011

Shartruce

A verbal agreement amongst two or more friends never to reveal to anyone else their most embarrassing shart stories.

Jim and Danny formed a shartruce after they both realized they had similar but singularly unique and thoroughly reputation killing shart stories.

by Ellebelle12 August 29, 2012