shartarus

When you mistake a large fart for a massive diarrhea that floods your pants

Nathaniel fell to the wrath of shartarus at school today, an entire room was marked off as a biohazard.

by fishgaming September 10, 2023

I am spartacus

Refers to a scene in the movie "Spartacus" starring Kirk Douglas as Spartacus. After the army of former Roman slaves led by Spartacus is defeated in battle by legions of the Roman army, a Roman general stands before the captured surviving members of the slave army and demands that they turn over Spartacus, or else all of the former slaves will be executed. Upon hearing this and not wanting his friends to be executed, Spartacus stands up and says "I am Spartacus." However, the loyalty of his friends is so great that each of them stands forward in succession, shouting "I am Spartacus!" until the shouts dissolve into a cacophony of thousands of former slaves each insisting "I am Spartacus!" Bewildered and still not knowing which of them is Spartacus, but impressed by the loyalty he inspires in his army, the Roman general has all of the slaves crucified in a miles-long display alongside the Appian Way leading back to Rome.

Thus the phrase "I am Spartacus!" is often used to humorously start a chorus of responses of "No, I am Spartacus" among a group.

Person enters chat room and types "I am Spartacus."

100 other people in the chat room then respond with "No, I am Spartacus!", "I am Spartacus!", etc.

by LemonJoose August 16, 2006

Spartacussing

Swearing with lots of references to poop or genitals in the style of the TV show Spartacus.

Dude 1: Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!
Dude 2: Stop spartacussing me!

by rrsquare August 3, 2012

Shatarupa

A beautiful elegant woman, who loves to read and write. She is the goddess of creation and destruction. Her pain will create natural disasters while her smile create beautiful blossoms. She always there for her friend s. Never let lose of her. She's a keeper.

She's just a Shatarupa

by yomamadobecute October 19, 2020

Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock

A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.

References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.

Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:

Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!

by thedude24 April 11, 2010

shartass

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.

One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010

StarTaurus

1.One who is inflexible in his/her ways, rigid, intolerant of others (especially culturally), and believes he/she is always right; no debate will sway him/her.
2.One who uses way too many emoticons (25 to be precise, at all times).
3.One who is uneducated, uses improper English/grammar.

Adam: Did you hear that Sam and Alice got married?
Sara: They can't get married- he's a Greek and she's a Turk!
Adam: Please stop acting so StarTaurus.
Sara: What do you mean? (insert 25 "rolling eye" smilies here)
Adam: You are such a troll.
Sara: Someone heres a troll all right but it's not me!

by ChiGrrl January 2, 2008