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Shartphone 

What a smartphone turns into as soon as it is taken into the shitter; due to the “exit deuce process” – (see “exit deuce process”)
Friend to Randy: “Randy, I got Bob on the phone here and he wants to talk to you” - hands phone to Randy

Randy: “What up Bob?”
Bob to Randy: “Did you wipe the phone before you pressed it to your face?”
Randy: “Oops, shartphone!”
Bob: “Oh man, you know Randy takes about six craps a day, you have shartface now!” (see “shartface”)
Shartphone by 3dPulP November 4, 2012
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Smartphone-Zombie 

A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.
Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.

Smartphone Waterfall 

When one person in a group checks their smartphone and incites a domino effect of everybody else checking their own phones, thus ending all live discussion.
Andy caused a smartphone waterfall when he checked his email, so nobody noticed the 8 foot juggling clown that danced through the room while balancing on a beach ball.

smartphone party 

When a bunch of people get together to party but eventually end up staring at their smartphones.
Alex: Hey, Jamie's throwing a party this Saturday! He's invited us all!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
smartphone party by vaultimor March 21, 2017

Smartphone Shuffle 

The act of walking slowly or "shuffling" because you're too preoccupied with tasks being done on your smartphone such as browsing the internet, texting, etc.

The Smartphone Shuffle can sometimes be dangerous for oneself, such as crossing a roads, not paying attention to surroundings. It can also be a nuisance for other people as distracted Smartphone Shufflers block hallways, stairs or sidewalks and impede flow of pedestrian.
Stop doing the Smartphone Shuffle! You're blocking the sidewalk.
Smartphone Shuffle by Ronnie J January 8, 2011
Word of the Day on January 14, 2011

Smartphone Drone 

People who constantly sulk around with their Phones's in their face 24/7 txting, tweeting, or facebooking their menial lives. Usually bumping into things or other drones or stepping/tripping off curbs without looking. When their battery dies, they put a look on their face like someone just killed their christmas puppy.
Did u hit the button to cross the street?

ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that

Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going

Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....

Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.

Shitphones 

a really crappy pair of head phones that suck alot but you have no choice but to use them because you are a music addict
i was forced to use shitphones because my good headphones died on me.
Shitphones by muscaladdiction December 20, 2009
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