laxatives 

Multiple consumable things to make you poo a lot.
See also: laxative

"Laxatives are on the top shelf"
"You look constipated, buy some laxatives"
"You're so full of it that you need laxatives"

laxatives by Techoville April 21, 2007

Laxatives 

Pills that make you poop. Mostly taken by anorexics.

Girl #1:OMG! You are literally skin and bones!
Girl #2:I just took too many laxatives.

Laxatives by Mandy Maxiine August 19, 2008

Laxatives 

Makes you poo a lot and uncontrollably.

I had laxatives and I was on the toilet for HOURS!!!

Laxatives by MalloryTodd April 3, 2022

Elephant laxatives 

The elephant laxatives was used in medieval time for homosexuals caught looking at other men in devious ways. And is meant to make (someone) literally shit their entire digestive systems out past the esophagus. Then the Homosexual will ejaculate the rest of his bodily fluids leaving him nothing but a resin of a corpse.

“Did you see the homo ejaculate cum blood and piss at the same time?” “ yea what the hell, we should have chopped his dick off and fed it too him, instead of using elephant laxatives” “ yea, or crucified him”.

Elephant laxatives by CowtonLee June 3, 2022

taking laxatives 

"Taking laxatives" is a euphemism for experimenting with illicit drugs. You see, as a child grows up, their parents expect them to encounter some really dangerous things - like cigarettes, alcohol etc. Therefore, there has to be a convenient way of mentioning
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.

2 kids farewelling their parents for a week at schoolies full of "taking laxatives".
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!

taking laxatives by Laxative trafficker April 4, 2011

lagative 

Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything."
Dylan: "He is for sure the most lagative person I've ever met."

lagative by Dylan Sharp November 13, 2007

laxitive 

a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey

moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.

laxitive by motobuddy October 12, 2006